FOR THE RECORD. i am aware that i am cheesy, corny, embarassing, cringe, stupid, have bad taste, etc. it just means i get to skip to the front of the line at the gates of heaven

[midiport]

is he trying to beam the video into my brain through the thumbnail

[midiport]

leave my font alone. i like it sloppy

un-typo asked:

Are you a long hair dude?

yeah but im fugly

[becuzitisbitter]

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

[cyberiada]

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

[hellazeb]

Anonymous asked:

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

feralratbitesu answered:

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

[evilscientist3]

[molsno]

"it's the law" well the law should kill itself

[mihai-florescu]

do NOT post your weight loss pics to r/mademesmile!!!! that shit does NOT make me smile i want to see you get FATTER 😈